hey guess what hydrafest is a music festival which costs money and usually is far away from wherever you are so you need to transport yourself there which also costs money but you know what doesn’t cost any money is for you to stop bitching about it ( ◕ ‿ ◕ ✿ )
um does anyone need a roommate for HydraFest because I am going alone and I need one and it’s cheaper if you pick a roommate instead of the flying solo thing and yeah please come to hydrafest with me I’ll do your makeup and we can be best friends THIS IS SO SERIOUS SOMEONE PLEASE ROOM WITH ME I HAVE A PRESALE TOKEN!!!!
baby:from day one i talked about getting out but not forgetting about how all my worst fears are letting out she said why put a new address on the same old loneliness when breathing just passes the time until we all just get old and die now talking's just a waste of breath and living's just a waste of death and why put a new address on the same old loneliness and this is me and you and you and me until we've got nothing left
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
“Today I saw cancer, cigarettes, and shortness of breath. This is why I walk to the ocean. Swim with sharks and jellyfish. I may never get this chance again. This is why if you want to kiss, you should kiss. If you want to cry, you should cry. And if you want to live, you should live. You don’t have to love me. You already did.”—Ryan Ross (via budddha)
i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore
like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit