(Source: uselesssramblings)

(Source: patrickstumps-fedora, via interquast)

  • baby: f.. f.. f...
  • mom: father?
  • baby: from day one i talked about getting out but not forgetting about how all my worst fears are letting out she said why put a new address on the same old loneliness when breathing just passes the time until we all just get old and die now talking's just a waste of breath and living's just a waste of death and why put a new address on the same old loneliness and this is me and you and you and me until we've got nothing left

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600, via teammavin)

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

(via sixpenceee)

written by Pete, in Detroit

written by Pete, in Detroit

me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

(via louissquad)

no seriously though I’m booking HydraFest alone someone be my friend and come with me

hello large paycheck

*watches HydraFest promo video*

goodbye large paycheck

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I’m meeting fall out boy tomorrow what the fuck do I wear is my prom dress appropriate

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