princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via fall-out-boy)

agetwellcard:

hmmmm

agetwellcard:

hmmmm

98

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via simplyshrinking)

"You look so good in blue, so good in blue" 
(Patrick wearing blue appreciation post)

(Source: nu-emo, via officalryanross)

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

(via coolpenis)

alicexz:

Soooo catchy, I love this so much!!

okaymofo:

2001-a-sp8-odyssey:

interlube:

bedussey:

this article is a fucking work of art

That second pic is Kevin Jonas.

a train wreck from start to finish

(via australiansanta)

fypoliana:

Spencer with his white coat.

(via officalryanross)

during every intense moment I experience in life I can always hear my songs know what you did in the dark in the background

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

image

(via fall-out-boy)