My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
hello large paycheck
*watches HydraFest promo video*
goodbye large paycheck
I’m meeting fall out boy tomorrow what the fuck do I wear is my prom dress appropriate